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Bags Demotivational Poster


BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity


TAGS: beer bags pancakes
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.


Reusable Shopping Bags -


TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!


STRETCH HUMMERS - Allowing douchebags to overcompensate in style!




MOVING OUT -


TAGS: pack your bags
Rating: 4.33/5

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TheOne - April 4, 2012, 8:50 pm
Yes


THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE - not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it! -Albert Einstien


TAGS: google douchebags evil einstien
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - August 20, 2011, 2:11 pm

you mean like Christ?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Those Auto-Suggestions have to go!
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hi Hammer, make it 22, enough of this discussion. Next post on this poster, today, gets a TO.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
21. Because I checked it as soon as I clicked the "Post Comment."
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Well, he took it in the form of how it was an elitist symbol. I think it was accompinied by Skull and Bones on Harvard or Yales doors.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
congrats hammer, you just got 20 people to check the clock simultaneously
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
which should be a pretty clear indicator of just how screwed up those doucherockets actually were.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I won't be going anywhere until 345. That's when I will be done with my last patient and I have closed all my notes :-)
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:13 pm
And it was revived by Hitler for the reason of racism and "white supremecy."
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
the swastika a big symbol in Buddhism, which, is about as far away from Nazism as a person can get.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 3:08 pm
Hitler became Chancellor in 1933.. and was left alone until he attacked Poland in 1939.. heck, they hosted the '36 Olympics. He emulated Rome with all the symbolism. swastikas have been around long before the nazis started using it, as in Bronze Age
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 3:04 pm
I'm glad you've run away Hammer......you weren't exactly "well liked". In fact...you're a tool.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Swasticas were also used in war propoganda posters. More proof that just because a symbol is shown doesn't mean its PRO (insert symbol's group)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
can your EO make us a poster then?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
Really, it's impact versus intent. My EO would be super proud right now.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
I take it since you haven't answered you now see the poster as it was intended. Anti-Nazi. Its about taking action against evil instead of just watching it happen.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
Have you read the quote? Do you agree that the symbol reinforces the wisdom within?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
IDK..the Nazi's killing millions of people? Maybe that might be a start.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Could you kindly point out where this poster is about hate?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:54 pm
And my name is all about hate? FAIL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Someone seems to think that this is factfake.com....it isn't.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:01 pm
wat
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:16 am
In pursuant to Article 4 of Act of 15 September 1935, the eagle of the Reich (Reichsadler; organs of state) points toward your right, while the eagle of the NSDAP (Parteiadler; NSDPA) points to your left.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:14 pm
Martyrs don't make change. Check history.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:33 pm

knock it off or take a time out....both of you.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 7:26 pm

i could rattle off "so did your mom" ...nah. too big, too controlling, conform or be cast out...kinda like your mom. sorry had to.
urmom - June 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
google did do something a**wipe


AMERICA - Where people grow their own airbags


TAGS: airbags
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by lazyphil

MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 5:50 pm
**Said while holding hand at eye level**
lazyphil - March 1, 2013, 2:37 pm
Careful, they look dangerous & may go off in your face !
Krickit - March 1, 2013, 2:23 pm
Ive had it up to here with the bre***!!!


SHOP AT COSTCO - Get the Jumbo size of Bronzer and go all the way down.


TAGS: douchebags no popped collar
Rating: 2.55/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:25 am
It's only common sense.


PACK YOUR BAGS - We are going on a guilt trip ...




BAGCAT - Will come out when they're all gone




PAPER BAGS -


TAGS: paper bags ugly b***erface fit demotivational motivational poster
Rating: 2.15/5

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whatukno - November 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
b***erface!


Good News, Everyone! -




theater d-bags -




Male or Female -




HATERS -


TAGS: douchebags
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

motinet - March 2, 2011, 11:33 pm

LMAO! Oh... and I SO knew you guys were gonna this :)
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:06 pm

real nifty feature you put in here mr m.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:05 pm

wooooohoooooo. it comes all the way back. blows my flipping mind...ok...ok relax RL, its those hard drugs from grade school kicking in again...lol.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:04 pm

ok...i've got a HD 1080p or some d*** thing like that screen and its almost off the edge now. hitting enter on the next entry should be equal to dividing by zero. gents...shall we find out?
Greeny - March 2, 2011, 5:40 pm
Two hundred fifty five, two hundred thirty one, two hundred seven, one hundred ninety, one hundred seventy, one hundred forty seven, one hundred twenty four, ninety nine, eighty four, seventy one, fifty eight, forty five, thirty three, nineteen, nine, thr
culos - March 2, 2011, 5:31 pm
Yo dawg, I heard you like to comment so I put a comment in your comment so that you can comment whilst you comment but in a threaded way, any comments?
Greeny - March 2, 2011, 5:16 pm
Probability of a witty comment showing up are little to none - the pickins' are slim
culos - March 2, 2011, 4:46 pm
witty comment! Next.... Btw I managed to put one in between almost at the top, suhweeet!
culos - March 2, 2011, 4:45 pm
It's really like the little man in the boat, we know it's there but we have a hell of a time finding it....then when we find it we go mad on it.
crankyhead - March 2, 2011, 1:40 pm
(insert witty comment here)
Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:08 pm
oompa oompa oompity do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2011, 1:05 pm
I like pie?
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 1:00 pm

i'm curious what happens when it shifts all the way over. do i need another monitor?
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:59 pm

omg...lets see if we can start a "reply" record. keep this thing going.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:58 pm

kinda fun to keep branching it down ....no AM?
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:41 pm
ah, so that's where it is.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:39 pm

ok...now we have the bosses attention lets all tell him how nice the reply b***on is....by replying.....lol.
motinet - March 2, 2011, 10:49 am

Dammit... are you guys ever going to use the REPLY b***on????
kotazo - March 2, 2011, 10:09 am
Stanley Kubrick F*cking Genius. Peter Sellers...slave of a Genius.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
LMAO!!!!! Something like that!!!
TheTrashHeap - October 6, 2010, 11:29 pm
lol?
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:26 pm
Christ in a cartoon.... what is it with these kids today? You just proved his point! (he likes when others prove his point... regardless of how thin it is)
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:25 pm
No... I didn't, you dork.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:25 pm

ag....you missed the "lol" dude....you missed the "lol"
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:24 pm

ohhhhhhhhh the drama. and here i was getting all bored. ....oh yeah...in case i forgot.....lol.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:23 pm
Awful response, RL... never address your elders that way. Ever.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:21 pm

dear Mooo. bombing means targeting a selected group. as a mod you know that so i don't follow your logic. i'll prefer to address any complaints through pm's or let aggy address this issue. as for TTH, dude,you getting a 3L is reason for you to celebrate.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:27 pm
I love this... and for old time's sake, I 2.9L'd it!!!!
ICEMAN - October 6, 2010, 8:28 pm
Tis true TTH. When I arrived I was very happy with a 3.0 or 3.5 average. The n00bs are spoiled.
TheTrashHeap - October 6, 2010, 7:47 pm
Mooooo has a point. Anything better than a 3.0 used to be cause for celebration.
Faceplant31 - October 6, 2010, 6:20 pm
Did someone say dead h***er? What where?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 5:20 pm
There is nothing wrong with voting how you feel, Bombing means giving 1's for no reason...on that note. 4L.....you new guys are spoiled like the dead h***er in GS's attic.


GODERATOR POWER - Sometimes motifake needs a bouncer. sometimes motifake needs a gardener. Aggie the mod steps up to the plate!


TAGS: bags of oranges and cans of guinness are heavy
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:24 pm
I often dream of operating a churro cart at Disneyland. Sigh.... maybe a good semi-retirement job.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:22 pm
Oh! Well, that's great then!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 12:19 pm
Chalupa's and churro's actually.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:09 am
Let me guess... the plate is stacked with rice and beans?


ERASERS - For When You Haven't Gone Shopping In A While


TAGS: bags ***
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:26 am
And she had to explain it to a female, nonetheless.
Porcelina - July 26, 2009, 10:25 am
..when you go shopping, you get bags to bring your stuff home it... get it now?
Candiice - April 8, 2009, 3:01 am
I don't get it. ):
Porcelina - March 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
I'm glad someone finally got it!
Cubbybear - March 14, 2009, 9:08 pm
Funny...5!


A TRAGIC LOSS - They may never know what happened But rest assured The thunderstorm received an apology


TAGS: losing bags is one thing
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:56 pm

Sorry, I just got here....d*** time travel black hole thingy....sure wish somebody had mentioned it
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:46 pm
Thanks, I always thought it was a time warp continuum with an access to our galaxy's black hole *psst every galaxy has a black hole at its center* for time travel
LOLOLOL - June 17, 2009, 7:43 pm
I was expecting they got stuck in the Burmuda triangle, the triangle has thin air which doesn't allow flight and bubbling water sinking ships. *.*
Da5id - June 6, 2009, 3:31 pm
I find it hard to believe no one thinks that the storm itself simply did not slam the hell out of those poor passengers... wind, it's a helluva thing.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 12:32 am
Epic.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 12:02 am
YES!!!


IGNORANCE - The idea that the Christian States of America, Would work for the other 2/3 of the population.


TAGS: reagan conservatives douchebags
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Morgan

barockeva - January 12, 2009, 4:50 pm
Math. 76.4% is a bit more then 2/3
The_Researcher - December 19, 2008, 8:40 pm
Right.... the other 2/3s .... because the ARIS Self Identification report didn't get a population estimate of 76.4% of the United State population as Christian. *nods* Glad to know we're that much of a minority.
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:21 pm
Ew, Christian States of America? I'll move to Canada.


CANADA - Because here, we sell milk in BAGS. Yes, BAGS.




CHARLIE - DON'T TEXT




Halloween 2014 -


TAGS: hefty garbage bags ghosts cheap
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2014, 2:29 pm
Bags that are probably made in China!


Well hung stockings -


TAGS: messed with store display bags of ***ks ugh christmas crap already sorry guys
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:16 am
I've been known to arrange letters too. What's funny is the number of people who DON'T notice! LOL! 5L
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:06 am
HA! Nice one L L L L L


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